This will now unleash the current struggle between the wheat and the weeds to a higher level. I feel that perspective needs to prevail here.
Use this to save time spent writing comments on websites. It makes a personalized comment on topics of your choice. Enter the name of a person, a subject, or an organization, or even all three, in the boxes, then click "Make a comment". No two comments are alike. If the comment doesn't meet your needs, just press the button once again in order to make a fresh comment on the same subjects.
Acknowledgement: Commentard is based on an idea by the late Raymond Christopher Davis.
The source code for the fake comment generator is available on CPAN and github.