Jesuits spreading lie Earth round to distract public from truth cat fake animal

The Jesuits are spreading the lie that the Earth is round to distract the public from the truth that the cat is a fake animal, engineered by the Elders of Zion. Don't let yourself be deceived! The Jesuits even admit it, and the cat was mentioned in the Satanic Verses. They leave clues to mock us! THE CAT OBVIOUSLY ISN'T NATIVE TO THIS PLANET! MOCK! MOCK!

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