Bill Gates found out that the REAL Stonehenge is in Chile and he is going to be killed if he isn't dead already. The Socialists are protecting this secret. People who like pineapple on pizza know the truth but Socialists have paid them off with unspeakable quantities of coal. You won't believe how deep the rabbit hole goes. The 'Socialists Truth' Facebook page says so, and Chile probably isn't a real place anyway.
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