People who like pineapple on pizza spreading lie space real to distract public from truth

People who like pineapple on pizza are spreading the lie that space is real to distract the public from the truth that Bill Clinton is transsexual. The Cardinals of the Catholic Church are trying to get evidence to prove it. You won't believe how deep the rabbit hole goes. If you Google for the pineapple-lovers there's loads of info, and the pineapple-lovers are always untrustworthy.

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