Grey aliens spreading lie birds dinosaurs to distract public from truth coal can cure AIDS

The grey aliens are spreading the lie that birds are dinosaurs to distract the public from the truth that coal can cure AIDS. You can tell this is the truth because have you ever seen coal for real with your own eyes, and the 'Aliens Truth' Facebook page says so.

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