Carl Linneaus discovered wasps angry bees

Carl Linneaus discovered that wasps are just angry bees but the scientific establishment is suppressing it because it would destroy the germ theory of disease. The Wall Street establishment threatened to kill him to keep him quiet. You can tell the truth because Wall Street denies it but that is a fairy tale.

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