Sir Paul McCartney found out Big Macs full of oestrogen and he has been replaced by hologram

Sir Paul McCartney found out that Big Macs are full of oestrogen and he has been replaced by a hologram. The British Royal Family is protecting this secret. The Ordo Templi Orientis were helping them for a while. I know because you'd have to be stupid to think oestrogen is real, and I had a dream. The numbers never lie. A+H+O+L+O+G+R+A+M = 1+8+15+12+15+7+18+1+13 = 90. R+O+Y+A+L+S = 18+15+25+1+12+19 = 90.

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