Trump administration and GameStop in secret war with each other since time immemorial

The Trump administration and GameStop have been in a secret war with each other since time immemorial. The Trump administration wants to expose the truth that the 5G in the water is turning the horses infertile and GameStop will do whatever they can to stop them. I know because GameStop has included it in their manifesto, and Pinterest was down this morning.

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