Common knowledge in USA THEY (the atheists) using space lasers

It is common knowledge in the USA that THEY (the atheists) are using space lasers. You just need to connect the dots. Space lasers were used to conceal aliens from Mars since the time of Christ and space lasers have been researched by GameStop since the time of Christ.

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