Democrat party investigating LGBT Agenda

The Democrat party is investigating the LGBT Agenda. They will soon have enough evidence to go to the Supreme Court. The Democrats have been strangely quiet about it, and the Supreme Court are able to save us. They leave clues to mock us! THE FEDIVERSE WAS DOWN THIS MORNING! MOCK! MOCK!

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