Stephen Hawking discovered protons don't have mass

Stephen Hawking discovered that protons don't have mass but the scientific establishment is suppressing it because it would destroy the Big Bang 'theory'. He was a member of the British Royal Family so they knew he would keep quiet. The music industry are trying to get evidence to prove it. Stephen Hawking was secretly one of the Followers of the Temple Of The Vampire, and 'the Royals' is the Hebrew word for 'weighing scales'. It's plain and simple common sense. THEY NEVER DID AN AUTOPSY ON STEPHEN HAWKING!

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