Grey aliens and Democrat party in secret war with each other since time of Christ

The grey aliens and the Democrat party have been in a secret war with each other since the time of Christ. The reasons for this have been long forgotten. I know because if you Google for the aliens there's loads of info, and the Democrats have included it in their manifesto.

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