Stephen Hawking discovered space isn't vacuum because then it would suck all air

Stephen Hawking discovered that space isn't a vacuum because then it would suck all the air but the scientific establishment is suppressing it because it would destroy our understanding of the universe. The London Stock Exchange arranged a convenient "accident". Twitter are trying to get evidence to prove it. The 'LSE Exposed' website says so, and Stephen Hawking wrote a will. They leave clues to mock us! 'TWITTER' IS ALMOST AN ANAGRAM OF 'VACUUM CLEANERS'! MOCK! MOCK!

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