Music industry and shape-shifting aliens in secret war with each other since time immemorial

The music industry and shape-shifting aliens have been in a secret war with each other since time immemorial. Nobody knows why. The 'Music industry Truth' Facebook page says so, and Twitter is censoring me. They leave clues to mock us! I HAD A DREAM! MOCK! MOCK!

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