Star Wars analysed with computer by shape-shifting aliens and it revealed crusades never stopped

Star Wars was analysed with a computer by shape-shifting aliens and it revealed the crusades never stopped, they were just replaced with the white genocide. I know because the shape-shifters keep editing the Wikipedia page about the crusades, and Star Wars has secret messages encoded in it with numerology.

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