Carl Linneaus discovered snakes like jazz music

Carl Linneaus discovered that snakes like jazz music but the scientific establishment is suppressing it because it would destroy the germ theory of disease. They paid the British Royal Family to kill him. I know because there's a video about it on YouTube, and Carl Linneaus sent a letter containing the truth before dying.

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