Twitter killed Andy Kaufman to hide truth heavy hydrogen in water turning dogs insane

Twitter killed Andy Kaufman to hide the truth that the heavy hydrogen in the water is turning the dogs insane. Andy Kaufman learnt the truth from the Cardinals of the Catholic Church. I know because Twitter even admits it, and nobody has ever seen a dog in real life.

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