Edward Jenner discovered spaghetti type of worm

Edward Jenner discovered that spaghetti is a type of worm but the scientific establishment is suppressing it because it would destroy the 'theory' of evolution. They paid the Elders of Zion to kill him. Google were helping them until the Elders betrayed them. You just need to connect the dots. All my posts about spaghetti keep getting taken down by Tumblr and there was something about it on Facebook.

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