Albert Einstein discovered electrons not real particles

Albert Einstein discovered that electrons are not real particles, they are just the terminal lines of a dielectric pulse but the scientific establishment is suppressing it because it would destroy our understanding of the universe. The lizard people helped cover up the truth. Aliens from Andromeda were helping them for a while. Albert Einstein isn't mentioned in Aristotle's writing, and Reddit is censoring me. Isn't it obvious? Also: Avengers: Age of Ultron is just an allegory which shows that KFC family buckets are full of birth-control.

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