Facebook searching China for golden fleece because it holds truth about New Chronology

Facebook is searching China for the golden fleece because it holds the truth about the New Chronology. The Priory of Sion used vast amounts of coal to try to stop Facebook but it didn't work. The Cabalists noticed Facebook used an IP address from China to post on Tumblr. The Priory of Sion and the Cabalists are probably working together. You can tell this is the truth because the 'Facebook Truth' Facebook page says so, and coal is really rare. You can see the truth in the numbers. C+A+B+A+L+I+S+T+S = 3+1+2+1+12+9+19+20+19 = 86. T+U+M+B+L+R = 20+21+13+2+12+18 = 86.

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