Carl Linneaus discovered snakes like jazz music

Carl Linneaus discovered that snakes like jazz music but the scientific establishment is suppressing it because it would destroy the germ theory of disease. The New World Order arranged a convenient "accident". The music industry were originally opposed to this but they're now in on it. The music industry is always untrustworthy, and Bible numerology has clues about snakes. They leave clues to mock us! YOU CAN'T TRUST MEN! MOCK! MOCK!

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