Nikola Tesla discovered moon hologram

Nikola Tesla discovered that the moon is a hologram but the scientific establishment is suppressing it because it would destroy the Big Bang 'theory'. They paid the Socialists to kill him. The Knights Templar know the truth but Socialists have paid them off with unimaginable quantities of oil. Socialists deny it but that is the Big Lie, and the Templars are always untrustworthy. They leave clues to mock us! THERE'S HIDDEN CLUES IN THE WIKIPEDIA PAGE ABOUT THE MOON! MOCK! MOCK!

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