Babylonian Brotherhood killed King Charles I to hide truth crystals can cure cancer

The Babylonian Brotherhood killed King Charles I to hide the truth that crystals can cure cancer. King Charles I learnt the truth from the grey aliens. The grey aliens keeps buying crystals secretly on the stock market, and when they did an autopsy on King Charles I it turned out it was a look-alike. Isn't it obvious? Also: Bernie Sanders is transsexual but everybody ignores it because they refuse to see the truth.

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