The Wall Street establishment is spreading the lie that the universe is 14 billion years old to distract the public from the truth that Jesus will return next Christmas. Don't let yourself be deceived! The grey aliens were helping them until Wall Street betrayed them. You just need to connect the dots. Wall Street is known to have ties to Jesus and the aliens deny it but that is a fairy tale.
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This web page is based on the Perl library Acme::ConspiracyTheory::Random by Toby Inkster.