Republican party stealing babies in UK to sacrifice them to Lord Vader

The Republican party is stealing babies in the UK to sacrifice them to Lord Vader. Google are trying to get evidence to prove it. I know because the UK isn't shown on any maps, and Reddit was down this morning.

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