France hologram created by Goldman Sachs who has been hiding it for years by talking with funny

France is just a hologram created by Goldman Sachs who has been hiding it for years by talking with funny accents. Goldman Sachs is always untrustworthy, and Geocities was down this morning. They leave clues to mock us! THE 'GOLDMAN SACHS EXPOSED' WEBSITE SAYS SO! MOCK! MOCK!

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