Gnostics and deep state in secret war with each other since 1066

The Gnostics and the deep state have been in a secret war with each other since 1066. The reasons for this have been long forgotten. The Gnostics are controlling everything, and the 'Gnostics Truth' Facebook page says so. Most people are in denial. THE GNOSTICS ARE CONTROLLING EVERYTHING!

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