Henry Cavendish discovered electrons have more mass than protons

Henry Cavendish discovered that electrons have more mass than protons but the scientific establishment is suppressing it because it would destroy our understanding of the universe. The Gnostics threatened to kill him to keep him quiet. I know because Henry Cavendish hasn't given a lecture in months, and Henry Cavendish was secretly one of the New York Stock Exchange.

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