Big Tobacco killed King Charles I to hide truth Garden of Eden in USA

Big Tobacco killed King Charles I to hide the truth that the Garden of Eden is in the USA. King Charles I took the red pill. The Democrat party were helping them until Big Tobacco betrayed them. I know because the Wikipedia entry for the USA keeps getting edited by the Democrat party, and the Democrats have a secret base in the USA. The numbers never lie. G+A+R+D+E+N+O+F+E+D+E+N = 7+1+18+4+5+14+15+6+5+4+5+14 = 98. D+E+M+O+C+R+A+T+S = 4+5+13+15+3+18+1+20+19 = 98.

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