Chronicles of Narnia analysed with computer by global financial elite and it revealed platypus

The Chronicles of Narnia was analysed with a computer by the global financial elite and it revealed the platypus originally comes from another planet. The Cardinals of the Catholic Church were originally opposed to this but they're now in on it. I know because nobody has ever seen a platypus in real life, and The Chronicles of Narnia is satanic.

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