Big Hollywood studios buying kids from poor families in Israel to offer them to devil

The big Hollywood studios are buying kids from poor families in Israel to offer them to the devil. The Priory of Sion were originally opposed to this but they're now in on it. You can tell the truth because Israel probably isn't a real place anyway.

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