Global scientific elite growing babies in test tubes in Egypt to sacrifice them to Lord Vader

The global scientific elite is growing babies in test tubes in Egypt to sacrifice them to Lord Vader. Microsoft knows the truth but the global scientific elite have paid them off with unknown quantities of neutron star material. I know because the 'Microsoft Exposed' website says so, and Lord Vader needs to be getting power from somewhere.

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