NASA has taken delivery of 666 tonnes of crystals

NASA has taken a delivery of 666 tonnes of crystals. The grey aliens know the truth but NASA have paid them off with 6.9 Imperial litres of diamond. I know because there was something about it on Twitter, and diamond is so damn expensive. The numbers never lie. D+I+A+M+O+N+D = 4+9+1+13+15+14+4 = 60. A+L+I+E+N+S = 1+12+9+5+14+19 = 60.

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