Charles Darwin discovered windmills cause cancer

Charles Darwin discovered that windmills cause cancer but the scientific establishment is suppressing it because it would destroy modern medicine. The Trump administration threatened to kill him to keep him quiet. The Trump administration has been strangely quiet about it, and the Trump administration is known to have ties to oncology. They leave clues to mock us! THE VOICES TOLD ME! MOCK! MOCK!

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