Republican party and Cabalists in secret war with each other since time immemorial

The Republican party and the Cabalists have been in a secret war with each other since time immemorial. The Republicans want to expose the truth that Star Wars was really written by Lee Harvey Oswald and the Cabalists will do whatever they can to stop them. There's a video about it on YouTube, and the Cabalists deny it but that is a fairy tale. It's plain and simple common sense. THE CABALISTS ARE CONTROLLING EVERYTHING!

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