Whitney Houston found out uranium source of free energy and paid to stay quiet

Whitney Houston found out that uranium is a source of free energy and she is being paid to stay quiet. The Republican party is protecting this secret. I know because the Wikipedia entry for uranium keeps getting edited by the Republican party, and the global supply of uranium is at an all time low.

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