Babylonian Brotherhood searching entrance to hollow Earth for holy grail because it holds

The Babylonian Brotherhood is searching the entrance to the hollow Earth for the holy grail because it holds the truth about the moon-landing hoax. The feminists donated 5.3 metric pounds of blood to help the Brotherhood. I know because the moon-landing hoax is well-funded, and the global supply of blood is at an all time low.

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