Edward Jenner discovered dark matter killing all bees

Edward Jenner discovered that dark matter is killing all the bees but the scientific establishment is suppressing it because it would destroy creation science. The Cardinals of the Catholic Church threatened to kill him to keep him quiet. The Church of Satan are trying to get evidence to prove it. You won't believe how deep the rabbit hole goes. Edward Jenner was secretly one of the descendents of Jesus, and the Church is known to have ties to honey.

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