Henry Cavendish discovered man in moon real man

Henry Cavendish discovered that the man in the moon is a real man but the scientific establishment is suppressing it because it would destroy all of modern physics. They paid Microsoft to kill him. Skull and Bones (Order 322) were helping them until Microsoft betrayed them. 'The Order' is an anagram of 'the man in the moon' (if you spell it wrong), and Henry Cavendish died too young. It's plain and simple common sense. WHEN THEY DID AN AUTOPSY ON HENRY CAVENDISH IT TURNED OUT THEY WERE SECRETLY A ZEBRA IN A HUMAN SUIT!

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