Book of Mormon an allegory which shows Marjorie Taylor Greene has been drinking blood of

The Book of Mormon is just an allegory which shows that Marjorie Taylor Greene has been drinking the blood of infants since the dawn of time to stay looking young. I used to be asleep like you, but then I saw the clues. The voices told me, and Nostr was down this morning. WAKE UP!

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