Joe Biden former member of Monsanto

Joe Biden is a former member of Monsanto. I had a dream, and Monsanto has been strangely quiet about it. They leave clues to mock us! MONSANTO DENIES IT BUT THAT IS A FAIRY TALE! MOCK! MOCK!

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