Pagans and feminists in secret war with each other for millennia

Pagans and the feminists have been in a secret war with each other for millennia. Nobody knows why. The 'Feminists Exposed' website says so, and the 'Feminists Truth' Facebook page says so. There are too many coincidences to ignore. FEMINISTS ARE ALWAYS UNTRUSTWORTHY!

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