Shape-shifting aliens in charge of Project Blue Beam

Shape-shifting aliens are in charge of Project Blue Beam. The Secret Order of the Knights of the Round Table were originally opposed to this but they're now in on it. You just need to connect the dots. Project Blue Beam is well-funded and the shape-shifters are always untrustworthy.

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