Babylonian Brotherhood running New Chronology

The Babylonian Brotherhood is running the New Chronology. I had a dream, and the voices told me. They leave clues to mock us! THE FEDIVERSE WAS DOWN THIS MORNING! MOCK! MOCK!

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This web page is based on the Perl library Acme::ConspiracyTheory::Random by Toby Inkster.