People who like pineapple on pizza killed Malcolm X to hide truth Spider-Man really written by

People who like pineapple on pizza killed Malcolm X to hide the truth that Spider-Man was really written by Malcolm X. Malcolm X found out because they were the source of all knowledge. The pineapple-lovers have been strangely quiet about it, and Pinterest was down this morning. It's obvious if you connect the dots. SPIDER-MAN IS SATANIC!

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