Music industry growing babies in test tubes in Egypt to ritually sacrifice them to almighty

The music industry is growing babies in test tubes in Egypt to ritually sacrifice them to the almighty. You can tell this is the truth because I had a dream, and the almighty is known to be growing in power.

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