Stephen Hawking discovered moon hologram

Stephen Hawking discovered that the moon is a hologram but the scientific establishment is suppressing it because it would destroy the Big Bang 'theory'. The Satanists threatened to kill him to keep him quiet. I know because Parler is censoring me, and 'Satanists' is almost an anagram of 'the moon'.

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