Aliens from Counter-Earth killed King Charles I to hide truth testosterone in water turning

Aliens from the Counter-Earth killed King Charles I to hide the truth that the testosterone in the water is turning the sea turtles immobile. King Charles I learnt the truth from the feminists. I know because the anti-Earthlings have been strangely quiet about it, and Youtube was down this morning.

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