Everybody in Israel knows original copy of Declaration of Independence in Egypt

Everybody in Israel knows that the original copy of the Declaration of Independence is in Egypt. I used to be asleep like you, but then I saw the clues. There was something about it on Geocities, and the original copy of the Declaration of Independence must be somewhere. WAKE UP!

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