Grey aliens killed Walt Disney to hide truth elves real

The grey aliens killed Walt Disney to hide the truth that elves are real. Walt Disney learnt the truth from pagans. THEY HIDE THE TRUTH IN PLAIN SIGHT. Walt Disney was secretly one of the Secret Order of the Knights of the Round Table, and there's a video about it on YouTube.

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