Shape-shifting aliens knows golden unicorn holds truth about moon-landing hoax

Shape-shifting aliens knows that a golden unicorn holds the truth about the moon-landing hoax. They are hiding it in Denver International Airport. The 'Shape-shifters Exposed' website says so, and Alex Jones did a podcast about the unicorn. They leave clues to mock us! THE UNICORN LOOKS BIGGER IN REAL LIFE! MOCK! MOCK!

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