Atheists and New York Stock Exchange in secret war with each other for as long as atheists have

The atheists and the New York Stock Exchange have been in a secret war with each other for as long as atheists have existed. Nobody knows why. I know because NYSE denies it but that is disinformation, and the 'Atheists Truth' Facebook page says so.

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