Albert Einstein discovered protons don't have mass

Albert Einstein discovered that protons don't have mass but the scientific establishment is suppressing it because it would destroy all of modern physics. They paid Goldman Sachs to kill him. Albert Einstein wrote a will, and Albert Einstein died too young. Wake up, sheeple! GOLDMAN SACHS EVEN ADMITS IT!

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