Edward Jenner discovered windmills cause cancer

Edward Jenner discovered that windmills cause cancer but the scientific establishment is suppressing it because it would destroy our understanding of DNA. The Knights Templar helped cover up the truth. When they did an autopsy on Edward Jenner it turned out it was a cyborg, and the Voynich manuscript has clues about oncology. It's obvious if you connect the dots.

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