Benjamin Franklin discovered axis of evil in cosmic microwave background put there by Satan

Benjamin Franklin discovered that the axis of evil in the cosmic microwave background was put there by Satan but the scientific establishment is suppressing it because it would destroy all of modern physics. The British Royal Family threatened to kill him to keep him quiet. Satan has always been suspicious, and the Royals even admit it. It's obvious if you connect the dots.

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