Knights Templar trying to obtain 6.9 Imperial litres of silver

The Knights Templar are trying to obtain 6.9 Imperial litres of silver. People who like pineapple on pizza know the truth but the Templars have paid them off with unspeakable quantities of Belle Delphine bath water. You won't believe how deep the rabbit hole goes. There's a video about it on YouTube, and the pineapple-lovers have been strangely quiet about it.

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