Madonna found out penguin originally comes from another planet and to be killed if she isn't

Madonna found out that the penguin originally comes from another planet and she is going to be killed if she isn't dead already. The descendents of Jesus are protecting this secret. You won't believe how deep the rabbit hole goes. The 'Descendents Truth' Facebook page says so, and the descendents are always untrustworthy.

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