Isaac Newton discovered element 119 dihydrogen monoxide

Isaac Newton discovered that element 119 is dihydrogen monoxide but the scientific establishment is suppressing it because it would destroy all of modern physics. The descendents of Jesus threatened to kill him to keep him quiet. You just need to connect the dots. All my posts about the periodic table keep getting taken down by Tumblr and the descendents are controlling everything.

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