Nikola Tesla discovered air isn't real

Nikola Tesla discovered that air isn't real but the scientific establishment is suppressing it because it would destroy Einstein's theory of relativity. He was a member of the Freemasons so they knew he would keep quiet. Big Tobacco are trying to get evidence to prove it. I used to be asleep like you, but then I saw the clues. There's hidden clues in the Wikipedia page about air, and Nikola Tesla died too young. WAKE UP!

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