Followers of Temple Of Vampire have unimaginable quantities of coal

The Followers of the Temple Of The Vampire have unimaginable quantities of coal. People at 10 Downing Street are trying to get evidence to prove it. I know because coal is so damn expensive, and the Vampires have included it in their manifesto.

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