Elders of Zion investigating LGBT+ agenda

The Elders of Zion are investigating the LGBT+ agenda. They will soon have enough evidence to go to the European Union. Pagans know the truth but the Elders have paid them off with unspeakable quantities of uranium. Everybody knows the LGBT+ agenda is happening soon, and the Elders have included it in their manifesto. They leave clues to mock us! THE VOICES TOLD ME! MOCK! MOCK!

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