Comet will hit us in 2666 but everybody ignores it because people sheeple

The comet will hit us in 2666 but everybody ignores it because people are sheeple. Nobody really understands comets, and there was something about it on Youtube. Isn't it obvious? Also: Qanon killed Prince Phillip to hide the truth that bananas are full of dark matter. Nobody knows how Prince Phillip found out. The Wall Street establishment were originally opposed to this but they're now in on it.

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