Lauren Opal Boebert secretly worshipped by Google

Lauren Opal Boebert is secretly worshipped by Google. The Cardinals of the Catholic Church know the truth but Google have paid them off with unspeakable quantities of silver. I know because she said so on her Twitter, and Google denies it but that is a fairy tale.

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