Ron DeSantis found out 5G in water turning toucans fat and he has been imprisoned in Windsor

Ron DeSantis found out that the 5G in the water is turning the toucans fat and he has been imprisoned in Windsor Castle. Opus Dei is protecting this secret. The toucan looks bigger in real life, and Opus Dei is controlling everything. There are too many coincidences to ignore.

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