London Stock Exchange in possession of unknown quantities of uranium

The London Stock Exchange is in possession of unknown quantities of uranium. The Secret Order of the Knights of the Round Table are trying to get evidence to prove it. You can tell this is the truth because the Knights are always untrustworthy, and Parler was down this morning.

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This web page is based on the Perl library Acme::ConspiracyTheory::Random by Toby Inkster.