Music industry killed Abraham Lincoln to hide truth fish originally comes from another planet

The music industry killed Abraham Lincoln to hide the truth that the fish originally comes from another planet. Abraham Lincoln found out because they were the source of all knowledge. THEY HIDE THE TRUTH IN PLAIN SIGHT. Abraham Lincoln sent a letter containing the truth before dying, and the fish looks bigger in real life.

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