Everybody in Antarctica knows zombie apocalypse will start in 2030

Everybody in Antarctica knows that the zombie apocalypse will start in 2030. The Fediverse is censoring me, and the Voynich manuscript has clues about zombies. They leave clues to mock us! SHAPE-SHIFTING ALIENS HAS TIES TO ANTARCTICA! MOCK! MOCK!

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