Secret Order of Knights of Round Table has taken delivery of unknown quantities of uranium

The Secret Order of the Knights of the Round Table has taken a delivery of unknown quantities of uranium. I used to be asleep like you, but then I saw the clues. I had a dream, and uranium is really rare. WAKE UP!

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