Comet will hit us next Christmas but nobody knows because mass media refuse to report it

The comet will hit us next Christmas but nobody knows because the mass media refuse to report it. I know because some of the few people still alive next Christmas time-travelled back to tell us, and Twitter is censoring me.

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