Common knowledge in Syria atheists goblins

It is common knowledge in Syria that the atheists are goblins. The Wikipedia entry for Syria keeps getting edited by atheists, and the voices told me. Isn't it obvious? Also: Uranium can cure diabetes but nobody knows because people are sheeple.

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