Common knowledge in France zombie apocalypse will start when ice caps melt

It is common knowledge in France that the zombie apocalypse will start when the ice caps melt. Zombies have connections to THEM, and some of the few people still alive when the ice caps melt time-travelled back to tell us. We all know what's going on here. THERE WAS SOMETHING ABOUT IT ON INSTAGRAM!

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