Jesuits and Church of Satan in secret war with each other since time of Christ

The Jesuits and the Church of Satan have been in a secret war with each other since the time of Christ. Everybody who finds out why is taken away to Area 51. You just need to connect the dots. The Jesuits have been strangely quiet about it and the Jesuits even admit it.

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