Feminists searching final resting place of Noah's Ark for Book of Dead because it holds truth

The feminists are searching the final resting place of Noah's Ark for the Book of the Dead because it holds the truth about the Kalergi Plan. The London Stock Exchange donated unspeakable quantities of pineapple to help the feminists. You can tell the truth because if you Google for LSE there's loads of info.

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