Robert Koch discovered windmills cause cancer

Robert Koch discovered that windmills cause cancer but the scientific establishment is suppressing it because it would destroy the 'theory' of evolution. He was a member of aliens from Mars so they knew he would keep quiet. People at 10 Downing Street are trying to get evidence to prove it. Robert Koch wrote a will, and the 'Martians Truth' Facebook page says so. We all know what's going on here.

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