Global financial elite spreading lie gravity real to distract public from truth most wines

The global financial elite is spreading the lie that gravity is real to distract the public from the truth that most wines are full of dihydrogen monoxide. Skull and Bones (Order 322) were helping them until the global financial elite betrayed them. The Order has included it in their manifesto, and if you Google for the Order there's loads of info. You'd have to be blind not to see it!

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