Big Tobacco and Jesuits in secret war with each other for as long as Jesuits have existed

Big Tobacco and the Jesuits have been in a secret war with each other for as long as the Jesuits have existed. Nobody knows why. Big Tobacco is always untrustworthy, and there's a video about it on YouTube. They leave clues to mock us! THERE WAS SOMETHING ABOUT IT ON ANGELFIRE! MOCK! MOCK!

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