Biden administration in possession of unspeakable quantities of holy water

The Biden administration is in possession of unspeakable quantities of holy water. The Hermetic Order of the Golden Dawn are trying to get evidence to prove it. You just need to connect the dots. Holy water is so damn expensive and the Biden administration even admits it.

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