Democrat party and Secret Order of Knights of Round Table in secret war with each other for

The Democrat party and the Secret Order of the Knights of the Round Table have been in a secret war with each other for hundreds of years. The Democrats want to expose the truth that the comet will hit us when the ice caps melt and the Knights will do whatever they can to stop them. I know because the Knights have included it in their manifesto, and the 'Knights Exposed' website says so.

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