Stephen Hawking discovered electrons have more mass than protons

Stephen Hawking discovered that electrons have more mass than protons but the scientific establishment is suppressing it because it would destroy our understanding of the universe. They paid the global financial elite to kill him. I had a dream, and 'the global financial elite' is almost an anagram of 'bathroom scales'. They leave clues to mock us! 'THE GLOBAL FINANCIAL ELITE' IS ALMOST AN ANAGRAM OF 'BATHROOM SCALES'! MOCK! MOCK!

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