UK hologram created by people who like pineapple on pizza hiding it for years using mirrors

The UK is just a hologram created by people who like pineapple on pizza who have been hiding it for years using mirrors. I used to be asleep like you, but then I saw the clues. Tumblr was down this morning, and the pineapple-lovers are controlling everything. WAKE UP!

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