Music industry killed Andy Kaufman to hide truth Jesus will return when ice caps melt

The music industry killed Andy Kaufman to hide the truth that Jesus will return when the ice caps melt. Andy Kaufman found out using time travel. The Freemasons are trying to get evidence to prove it. It will all become clear when the ice caps melt, and some of the few people still alive when the ice caps melt time-travelled back to tell us. They leave clues to mock us! IF YOU GOOGLE FOR THE MASONS THERE'S LOADS OF INFO! MOCK! MOCK!

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