Hillary Clinton former member of Republican party

Hillary Clinton is a former member of the Republican party. Shape-shifting aliens were originally opposed to this but they're now in on it. There was something about it on Pinterest, and the Republicans have been strangely quiet about it. Isn't it obvious? Also: The Gnostics killed Princess Di to hide the truth that Jim Morrison was an inter-dimensional being. Nobody knows how Princess Di found out. GameStop knows the truth but the Gnostics have threatened them to keep them silent.

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