Knights Templar spreading lie viruses real to distract public from truth Game of Thrones

The Knights Templar are spreading the lie that viruses are real to distract the public from the truth that Game of Thrones was really written by Queen Elizabeth II. I know because viruses have connections to THEM, and when they did an autopsy on Queen Elizabeth II it turned out they were secretly a toucan in a human suit. You can see the truth in the numbers. K+N+I+G+H+T+S+T+E+M+P+L+A+R = 11+14+9+7+8+20+19+20+5+13+16+12+1+18 = 173. V+I+R+U+S+E+S+A+R+E+R+E+A+L = 22+9+18+21+19+5+19+1+18+5+18+5+1+12 = 173. G+E+O+R+G+E+R+R+M+A+R+T+I+N = 7+5+15+18+7+5+18+18+13+1+18+20+9+14 = 168. Q+U+E+E+N+E+L+I+Z+A+B+E+T+H+I+I = 17+21+5+5+14+5+12+9+26+1+2+5+20+8+9+9 = 168.

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