Twitter spreading lie birds real to distract public from truth Jeff Buckley discovered

Twitter is spreading the lie that birds are real to distract the public from the truth that Jeff Buckley discovered Jesus's grave and was killed to keep it a secret. Take the red pill! The London Stock Exchange knows the truth but Twitter have threatened them to keep them silent. I know because Twitter is known to have ties to surveillance drones, and 'birds are real' is a false-flag operation.

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