Joe Rogan found out zombie apocalypse will start next Christmas and he has been replaced by

Joe Rogan found out that the zombie apocalypse will start next Christmas and he has been replaced by a cyborg. GameStop is protecting this secret. You just need to connect the dots. GameStop even admits it and nobody really understands zombies.

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