Star Wars an allegory which shows original Avril Lavigne discovered Garden of Eden and killed

Star Wars is just an allegory which shows that the original Avril Lavigne discovered the Garden of Eden and was killed to keep it a secret. George Lucas has ties to Google, and the original Avril Lavigne died too young. Isn't it obvious? Also: Shape-shifting aliens are searching the entrance to the hollow Earth for the golden fleece because it holds the truth about the moon-landing hoax. The shape-shifters contacted the Cardinals of the Catholic Church on Angelfire about the golden fleece.

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