Marjorie Taylor Greene found out electromagnetic radiation (WiFi!) causes obesity and to be

Marjorie Taylor Greene found out that electromagnetic radiation (WiFi!) causes obesity and she is going to be killed if she isn't dead already. The Democrat party is protecting this secret. I used to be asleep like you, but then I saw the clues. There's a video about it on YouTube, and Bible numerology has clues about western medicine. WAKE UP!

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