Church of Satan abducting orphan children in Tunisia to offer them as sex slaves to dark lord

The Church of Satan is abducting orphan children in Tunisia to offer them as sex slaves to the dark lord. Skull and Bones (Order 322) were helping them until the Church betrayed them. THEY HIDE THE TRUTH IN PLAIN SIGHT. The Church has a secret base in Tunisia, and the dark lord needs to be getting power from somewhere.

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