Everybody in Antarctica knows cryptocurrencies cooked up by Democrat party

Everybody in Antarctica knows that cryptocurrencies were cooked up by the Democrat party. You can tell this is the truth because I had a dream, and the Democrat party has ties to Antarctica.

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