Johnny Depp found out dog fake animal and mirage and to be killed if he isn't dead already

Johnny Depp found out that the dog is a fake animal and is just a mirage and he is going to be killed if he isn't dead already. Goldman Sachs is protecting this secret. The truth is obvious if you're not a sheep, the 'Goldman Sachs Exposed' website says so.

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