London Stock Exchange spreading lie electricity exists to distract public from truth Egypt

The London Stock Exchange is spreading the lie that electricity exists to distract the public from the truth that Egypt was destroyed by floods. There was something about it on Youtube, and nobody really understands flooding. Isn't it obvious? Also: Bill Clinton found out that the crusades never stopped, they were just replaced with intergalactic warfare and he will probably have to be eliminated. The Republican party is protecting this secret.

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