Joe Biden found out New Zealand destroyed by floods and he has been imprisoned in secret

Joe Biden found out that New Zealand was destroyed by floods and he has been imprisoned in a secret Antarctic base. The Freemasons are protecting this secret. Google knows the truth but the Masons have threatened them to keep them silent. Tumblr was down this morning, and if you Google for the Masons there's loads of info. They leave clues to mock us! GOOGLE IS ALWAYS UNTRUSTWORTHY! MOCK! MOCK!

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