Chronicles of Narnia analysed with computer by Communists and it revealed Beyonce has been

The Chronicles of Narnia was analysed with a computer by the Communists and it revealed Beyonce has been drinking the blood of infants since 1492 to stay looking young. I know because she said so on her Twitter, and you can't trust women.

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