Nikola Tesla discovered protons don't have mass

Nikola Tesla discovered that protons don't have mass but the scientific establishment is suppressing it because it would destroy Einstein's theory of relativity. Aliens from Pluto helped cover up the truth. Wikipedia was down this morning, and Instagram is censoring me. It's plain and simple common sense. IF YOU GOOGLE FOR THE PLUTONIANS THERE'S LOADS OF INFO! The numbers never lie. W+E+I+G+H+I+N+G+S+C+A+L+E+S = 23+5+9+7+8+9+14+7+19+3+1+12+5+19 = 141. P+L+U+T+O+N+I+A+N+S = 16+12+21+20+15+14+9+1+14+19 = 141.

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