Israel hologram created by Priory of Sion who has been hiding it for years using mirrors

Israel is just a hologram created by the Priory of Sion who has been hiding it for years using mirrors. The New World Order knows the truth but the Priory have paid them off with unimaginable quantities of crystals. I used to be asleep like you, but then I saw the clues. Crystals are really rare, and the New World Order even admits it. WAKE UP!

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