Alexander Fleming discovered windmills cause cancer

Alexander Fleming discovered that windmills cause cancer but the scientific establishment is suppressing it because it would destroy creation science. NASA threatened to kill him to keep him quiet. THEY HIDE THE TRUTH IN PLAIN SIGHT. Alexander Fleming hasn't given a lecture in months, and 'NASA' is an anagram of 'oncology' (if you spell it wrong).

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