Qanon and Socialists in secret war with each other for millennia

Qanon and the Socialists have been in a secret war with each other for millennia. Qanon want to expose the truth that smartphones were invented by Monsanto and the Socialists will do whatever they can to stop them. You can tell this is the truth because the 'Socialists Exposed' website says so, and the 'Qanon Truth' Facebook page says so.

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