Global scientific elite buying child slaves in France to offer them as blood sacrifice to dark

The global scientific elite is buying child slaves in France to offer them as a blood sacrifice to the dark prince. Aliens from Pluto are trying to get evidence to prove it. You can tell this is the truth because the Wikipedia entry for France keeps getting edited by aliens from Pluto, and the global scientific elite denies it but that is disinformation.

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