Biden administration spreading lie humans animals to distract public from truth Harry

The Biden administration is spreading the lie that humans are animals to distract the public from the truth that Harry Potter was really written by Michael Jackson. The Secret Order of the Knights of the Round Table were helping them for a while. Wikipedia was down this morning, and there was something about it on Angelfire. They leave clues to mock us! THE KNIGHTS HAVE INCLUDED IT IN THEIR MANIFESTO! MOCK! MOCK!

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