Stephen Hawking discovered air isn't real

Stephen Hawking discovered that air isn't real but the scientific establishment is suppressing it because it would destroy all of modern physics. He was a member of the Church of Satan so they knew he would keep quiet. Facebook are trying to get evidence to prove it. The truth is obvious if you're not a sheep, Facebook even admits it.

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