Shape-shifting aliens have taken delivery of unspeakable quantities of neutron star material

Shape-shifting aliens have taken a delivery of unspeakable quantities of neutron star material. Neutron star material is so damn expensive, and the shape-shifters are controlling everything. Isn't it obvious? Also: Carl Linneaus discovered that the 10 commandments are encoded in human DNA but the scientific establishment is suppressing it because it would destroy creation science. The Trump administration arranged a convenient "accident".

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