Goldman Sachs spreading lie dinosaurs real to distract public from truth blood can cure

Goldman Sachs is spreading the lie that dinosaurs are real to distract the public from the truth that blood can cure obesity. Take the red pill! Monsanto were originally opposed to this but they're now in on it. The voices told me, and obesity probably isn't even a real disease. They leave clues to mock us! 'DINOSAURS ARE REAL' GETS PUSHED DOWN OUR THROATS BY MASS MEDIA! MOCK! MOCK!

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