Australia hologram created by Church of Satan who has been hiding it for years by talking with

Australia is just a hologram created by the Church of Satan who has been hiding it for years by talking with funny accents. The Elders of Zion are trying to get evidence to prove it. I know because the Church has a secret base in Australia, and I had a dream.

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