Everybody in Argentina knows crystals can cure common cold

Everybody in Argentina knows that crystals can cure the common cold. I used to be asleep like you, but then I saw the clues. Crystals are so damn expensive, and Argentina isn't shown on any maps. WAKE UP!

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