Aliens from Counter-Earth and Secret Order of Knights of Round Table in secret war with each

Aliens from the Counter-Earth and the Secret Order of the Knights of the Round Table have been in a secret war with each other for as long as the anti-Earthlings have existed. The anti-Earthlings want to expose the truth that Elvis Presley was the antichrist and the Knights will do whatever they can to stop them. I know because the anti-Earthlings even admit it, and the 'Anti-Earthlings Exposed' website says so.

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