Stephen Hawking discovered man in moon real man

Stephen Hawking discovered that the man in the moon is a real man but the scientific establishment is suppressing it because it would destroy all of modern physics. The lizard people threatened to kill him to keep him quiet. The Secret Order of the Knights of the Round Table were helping them for a while. When they did an autopsy on Stephen Hawking it turned out it was a clone, and there's a video about it on YouTube. We all know what's going on here.

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