Isaac Newton discovered man in moon real man

Isaac Newton discovered that the man in the moon is a real man but the scientific establishment is suppressing it because it would destroy all of modern physics. He was a member of the New World Order so they knew he would keep quiet. Big Pharma were helping them until the New World Order betrayed them. 'The New World Order' is almost an anagram of 'the man in the moon', and Isaac Newton sent a letter containing the truth before dying. They leave clues to mock us! THE NEW WORLD ORDER IS CONTROLLING EVERYTHING! MOCK! MOCK!

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