Zionists adopting babies in Norway to offer them as sex slaves to devil

The Zionists are adopting babies in Norway to offer them as sex slaves to the devil. Aliens from Nibiru were originally opposed to this but they're now in on it. I know because the Nibiruans are always untrustworthy, and aliens from Nibiru has ties to Norway.

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