People at 10 Downing Street and Followers of Temple Of Vampire in secret war with each other

People at 10 Downing Street and the Followers of the Temple Of The Vampire have been in a secret war with each other for as long as the Vampires have existed. Downing Street want to expose the truth that Andy Kaufman is alive and kept at a secret base in France and the Vampires will do whatever they can to stop them. I know because there's a video about it on YouTube, and the Vampires have included it in their manifesto.

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