Allied (2016)

Utter ludicrious garbage

Brad Pitt is a superhero who guns down enemies left right and centre, and yet nobody can get in a single shot against him.

Starring opposite Brad is a superhero woman who guns down all the enemies without even aiming the gun, in full Arnold Schwarzenegger "Commando" style. She even seems to be made from plastic material.

This film's plot is stupid, stupid, stupid and pathetic nonsense. The French resistance agent is an imprisoned alcoholic - very likely plot twist there. The Nazis drive around in an armoured half-track to get a delivery of cigarettes, and despite that Brad is able to kill them all in true superhero style.

What stupidity.

Brad flies in and out of occupied France, he gets people killed on his own side with his random actions, and he goes around London gunning people down.

And guess what? After all of this, his bosses are mildly annoyed with him.

Who writes this pathetic garbage?

As for the acting, can you call it acting or just reading the lines?

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