Clarkson's Farm (2021-)

Clarkson's farce, an extremely poor piece of broadcasting

It's a travesty of a show featuring a buffoon's farcical misadventures as he attempts to farm. It is clear that this extraordinary buffoon is playing the fool, exaggerating his incompetence for comic effect, which makes the whole thing a farce. In other words, in my opinion he is merely farcing around.

Clarkson, the buffoon, has a level of intelligence and an appearance quite comparable to a chimpanzee or other similar simian or barnyard creature, and emits barely comprehensible dialogue consisting largely of grunts and wheezing noises. Yet another reason why this show should have been titled "Clarkson's old farce".

No sensible, rational, reasonable, or even barely sentient person, with a modicum of discrimination, taste, or basic decency so sadly lacking in today's so-called modern society could possibly enjoy wallowing in this appalling and unwarranted beastliness. To put it very mildly, if I may say so, this so-called amusing entertainment is nothing but unadulterated depravity, suitable only for confidence tricksters, arachnophiles, technophobes, fruit cases, and hard-luck jobs.

Thank you very kindly for not watching this abysmal, talentless, disgusting, and wasteful nonsense, and perhaps even consider joining me in writing a letter of protest to Amazon or signing my petition at change dot org to have this show removed from the airwaves, and perhaps even have ace miscreant Clarkson undergo a suitable and appropriate punishment for having created this monstrosity in the first place.

Potty training is usually the only time in one's life when one is congratulated for producing material of this type. What is the motivation behind the excessive praise heaped upon this, where rapid flushing would be a more appropriate response?

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